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Kartun Kocak tentang Islam

Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:23 pm by admin

Kartun Kocak tentang Islam

Inilah ajaran mahmed yg aseli !!!!!
Sex !!
itu sebabnya umat muslim sangat terobsesi dengan sex...

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Foto: Good morning my beautiful and handsome friends.
Let's read the funny teachings of Muhammad SAW in hadith before we start the activities in this morning.
But it's good to pray first so that hadist will not contaminated your mind from SMART become STUPID!!

SATAN IN THE NOSE AT NIGHT (when you sleep)

When you sleep, the devil is in your nose, so you are snoring. Therefore, early in the morning put some water into the nose quickly, rinse your nose, to cast out all the smelly demons ... Bukhari 54:516

PLAYING CHESS IS NOT ALLOWED

Forbidden to play chess. Allah's Apostle said, "He who played chess is like the one who washed his hands with blood and pork" Muslim Hadith vol. IV, No. 5612 section 912

Muhammad was very stupid!

For muslim,
Do not be ashamed to be Muslim, but you should be proud to have a prophet who is popular throughout the world because of his sense of humor and stupidity.
His teachings have given me inspiration , if without Islam and Muhammad I would not be able to post this funny hadith

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Selamat Pagi teman-teman yang cantik dan ganteng.
Mari kita baca hadist lucu ajaran muhammad saw sebelum mengawali pagi.
Namun ada baiknya berdoa terlebih dahulu agar HADIST ini tidak MERUSAK pikiran kalian yang CERDAS dan menjadi BODOH!!

SETAN ADA DIDALAM HIDUNG SEMALAM

Kalau kamu tidur, setan itu diam di dalam hidungmu, makanya kamu ngorok atawa mendengkur Sebab itu, pagi-pagi cepat masukkan air ke dalam hidung, bilas hidungmu, agar setan bau itu keluar semua… Bukhari 54:516

MAIN CATUR SAJA TIDAK BOLEH

Dilarang main catur. Rasul Allah mengatakan "Dia yang bermain catur adalah seperti orang yang membasuh tangannya dengan darah dan daging babi" Hadist Muslim vol. IV, no 5612 bagian 912

Wah, Muhammad Sontoloyo banget nih!!!

Janganlah malu menjadi muslim, namun kalian patut berbangga mempunyai nabi yang terkenal diseluruh dunia karena kelucuan dan kebodohannya.
Ajaran kalian telah memberkati saya, jika tanpa islam dan muhammad saya tidak akan bisa mengutip hadist-hadist yang lucu ini

LOL

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INI DAFTAR BUKU BAGUS YANG SEBAENYE LO BELI N BACA. HA...7X

1. CHRIST, MUHAMMAD AND I by Mohammad Al Ghazoli

2. JESUS AND MUHAMMAD : PROFOUND DIFFERENCES AND SUPRISING SIMILARITIES

by Mark A. Gabriel

3. PROPHET OF DOOM : ISLAM'S TERRORIST DOGMA IN MUHAMMAD'S OWN WORDS

by Craig Winn

4. LEFT BEHIND by Jerry B. Jenkins

5. LEFT BEHIND by Tim F. LaHaye

6. ISLAMIC INVASION by Robert A. Morey

7. THE ISLAMIC ANTICHRIST : THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT THE REAL NATURE OF THE BEAST by Joel Richardson

8. Antichrist: Islam's Awaited Messiah by Joel Richardson

9. Why We Left Islam: Former Muslims Speak Out by Susan Crimp

10. The End Times in Chronological Order: A Complete Overview to Understanding Bible Prophecy by Ron Rhodes

11. Islam: In Light of History By Rafat Amari

12. Son of Hamas: A Gripping Account of Terror, Betrayal, Political Intrigue, and Unthinkable Choices by Mosab Hassan Yousef

13. The Truth About Muhammad: Founder of the World's Most Intolerant Religion by Robert Spencer

14. The Torn Veil by Gulshan Esther

15. Why I Am Not a Muslim by Ibn Warraq

16. Why I Am Not A Moslem by Dr. Peter S. Ruckman

17. Islam And Terrorism: What the Quran really teaches about Christianity, violence and the goals of the Islamic jihad. by Mark A. Gabriel

18. God's War on Terror: Islam, Prophecy and the Bible by Walid Shoebat

19. Why I Left Jihad: The Root of Terrorism and the Return of Radical Islam by Walid Shoebat

20. Islam And The Jews: The unfinished battle by Mark A. Gabriel

21. Because They Hate: A Survivor of Islamic Terror Warns America byBrigitte Gabriel

22. Slavery, Terrorism and Islam by Peter Hammond

23. Slavery, Terrorism & Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat by Peter Hammond

24. Islam Exposed by Floyd McElveen

25. The Banality of Suicide Terrorism: The Naked Truth About the Psychology of Islamic Suicide Bombing by Nancy Hartevelt Kobrin

26. The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (and the Crusades) by Robert Spencer

27. The Destiny of Islam in the End Times by Faisal Malick

28. 10 Amazing Muslims Touched by God by Faisal Malick

29. The challenge of Islam to the church and its mission by Patrick Sookhdeo

30. Understanding Muhammad: A Psychobiography of Allah's Prophetby Ali Sina

31. The Origins of the Koran: Classic Essays on Islam's Holy Book by Ibn Warraq

32. The Hidden Life of The Prophet Muhammad by Dr. A. A. Ahmed

33. The Secrets of the Koran: Revealing Insights into Islam's Holy Bible by Don Richardson

34. Islam in the End Times by Ellis H. Skolfield

35. Muhammad is The Antichrist by Cole Steele

36. Islam - The Dark Night Of Humanity by G. P. Geoghegan

37. Stepping into the Shadows: Why Women Convert to Islam by Rosemary Sookhdeo

38. What the Koran Really Says by ibn warraq

39. The False Prophet (Who is Behind Middle East Terrorism?) by Ellis H. Skolfield

40. DREAMS AND VISIONS: Is Jesus Awakening the Muslim World? byTom Doyle

41. Out of darkness Into Light: True to life stories of Muslim's coming to Jesus Christ Through Visions, Dreams, & Miracles. by Ali Abdel Masih

42. The Blood of Lambs: A Former Terrorist's Memoir of Death and Redemption by Kamal Saleem

43. Iran: Desperate for God by The Voice of the Martyrs

44. Miraculous Movements: How Hundreds of Thousands of Muslims Are Falling in Love with Jesus by Jerry Trousdale

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N JIBRIL ADALAH IBLIS YANG MENYAMAR SBAGE MALAIKAT TERANG.

2 KORINTUS 11:14-15

14 Hal itu tidak usah mengherankan, sebab Iblis pun menyamar sebagai malaikat Terang.

15 Jadi bukanlah suatu hal yang ganjil, jika pelayan-pelayannya menyamar sebagai pelayan-pelayan kebenaran. Kesudahan mereka akan setimpal dengan perbuatan mereka.

FATHER - GOD

1. The Father Heart of God: Experiencing the Depths of His Love for You by Floyd McClung

2. A Father Who Keeps His Promises: God's Covenant Love in Scripture

3. God's Voice Within: The Ignatian Way to Discover God's Will by Mark E. Thibodeaux SJ

4. Blessing Your Spirit: With the Blessings of Your Father and the Names of God by Arthur A. Burk

5. God Is Faithful: A Daily Invitation into the Father Heart of God byDavid Wilkerson

6. God the Father - Four Week Mini Bible Study (The Holy Trinity Parenting Series) by Heather Bixler

7. Is the Father of Jesus the God of Muhammad? by Timothy George

8. A God to Call Father: Discovering Intimacy With God by Michael R. Phillips

9. Love Letters From Father God: To You His Child by Louise H Carter

Yesus.

1. Jesus Christ: The Real Story by United Church of God

2. Praying the Way Jesus Prayed: Breaking Through the Barriers That Keep Us from Connecting with God by Mark Link SJ

3. The Jesus Plan: Breaking Through Barriers to Introduce the People You Know to the God You Love by Bruce Dreisbach

4. Jesus Calling: Enjoying Peace in His Presence by Sarah Young

5. Jesus, CEO: Using Ancient Wisdom for Visionary Leadership by Laurie Beth Jones

6. Jesus Humanity and the Trinity by Kathryn Tanner

7. Jesus Christ (student book): God's Love Made Visible (Living in Christ) by Carrie J. Schroeder

8. Jesus Christ: God's Revelation to the World by Michael Pennock

9. Jesus Christ, Disciplemaker by Bill Hull

10. The Case for Christ: A Journalist's Personal Investigation of the Evidence for Jesus by Lee Strobel

11. Life of Christ by Fulton J. Sheen

12. Jesus Christ: Teacher, Servant and Savior (John Stott Bible Studies)by John Stott

13. Principles for the Gathering of Believers Under the Headship of Jesus Christ by Gospel Fellowships

14. Walking with Jesus Christ (Bible Verses of Christ Organized In Applicable Topics) by Dr. Lon G. Stewart

15. One Perfect Life: The Complete Story of the Lord Jesus by John MacArthur

16. The Cross of Christ by John Stott

17. Jesus for the Non-Religious by John Shelby Spong

Trinity.

1. The Holy Trinity and the Law of Three: Discovering the Radical Truth at the Heart of Christianity by Cynthia Bourgeault

2. Delighting in the Trinity: An Introduction to the Christian Faith byMichael Reeves

3. Trinity by Joseph F. Girzone

4. Trinity, Revelation, and Reading: A Theological Introduction to the Bible and its Interpretation by Scott R. Swain

5. The Deep Things of God: How the Trinity Changes Everything byFred Sanders

6. The Holy Trinity: In Scripture, History, Theology, and Worship byRobert Letham

7. The Trinity - God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit (Life Changing - The Power to Change Everything About You) byBurton Rager

8. The Trinity (Guides to Theology) by Roger E. Olson

9. The Biblical Doctrine of the Trinity by B.B. Warfield

10. The Tripersonal God: Understanding and Interpreting the Trinity byGerald O'Collins

Holy Spirit.

1. Good Morning, Holy Spirit by Benny Hinn

2. The Holy Spirit: Activating God's Power in Your Life by Billy Graham

3. Baptism in the Holy Spirit by Derek Prince

4. Experiencing The Holy Spirit by MURRAY ANDREW

5. Welcome, Holy Spirit: How You Can Experience The Dynamic Work Of The Holy Spirit In Your Life. by Benny Hinn

6. Father, Son, and Holy Spirit: Relationships, Roles, and Relevance byBruce A. Ware

7. 7 Things The Holy Spirit Will Do In You by Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD

others.

1. The Purpose Driven Life by Rick Warren

2. The Purpose Driven Church: Every Church Is Big in God's Eyes byRick Warren

3. The World On Fire by Rick Joyner

4. The Torch and the Sword (Final Quest) by Rick Joyner

5. The Final Quest by Rick Joyner

6. The Vision A Two-in-one Volume Of The Final Quest And The Call byRick Joyner

7. Epic Battles of the Last Days by Rick Joyner

8. The Prophetic Ministry by Rick Joyner

9. The Harvest by Rick Joyner

10. The Power to Change the World: The Welsh and Azusa Street Revivals by Rick Joyner

11. He Came To Set The Captives Free by Rebecca Brown

12. Becoming A Vessel Of Honor by BROWN REBECCA

13. Prepare For War by BROWN REBECCA

14. The Gifts of the Body by Rebecca Brown

15. Unbroken Curses by Rebecca Brown

16. Church of Lies by Flora Jessop

17. Elder Northfield's home: or, Sacrificed on the Mormon altar; a story of the blighting curse of polygamy by Jennie Bartlett.

18. The Mormon Delusion: The Truth Behind Polygamy and Secret Polyandry (Volume 1) by Jim Whitefield

19. When God's Purpose Becomes Personal by Matthew Omaye Ajiake

20. They Shall Expel Demons: What You Need to Know about Demons - Your Invisible Enemies by Derek Prince

21. Declaring God's Word: A 365 Day Devotional by Derek Prince

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22. Blessing or Curse: You Can Choose by Derek Prince

23. Secrets of a Prayer Warrior by Derek Prince

24. Does Your Tongue Need Healing? by Derek Prince

25. Rules of Engagement: Preparing for Your Role in the Spiritual Battleby Derek Prince

26. Foundational Truths For Christian Living: Everything you need to know to live a balanced, spirit-filled life by Derek Prince

27. Entering The Presence Of God by Derek Prince

28. Battlefield of the Mind: Winning the Battle in Your Mind by Joyce Meyer

29. Power Thoughts: 12 Strategies to Win the Battle of the Mind by Joyce Meyer

30. The Secret Power of Speaking God's Word by Joyce Meyer

31. Making Good Habits, Breaking Bad Habits: 14 New Behaviors That Will Energize Your Life by Joyce Meyer

32. Trusting God Day by Day: 365 Daily Devotions by Joyce Meyer

33. Snakes in the Lobby by Scott MacLeod

34. Why I Am A Christian by John Stott

35. Why I Am a Christian: Leading Thinkers Explain Why They Believe

36. Demons in the Church by Ellis H. Skolfield

37. Re-Claiming the Bible for a Non-Religious World by John Shelby Spong

38. Sons of Abraham: Egypt, Israel and Assyria Worshipping God Together as a Blessing on the Earth by Tom Hess

39. Safe in the Shepherd's Arms: Hope & Encouragement from Psalm 23by Max Lucado

40. The Lord Is My Shepherd: Resting in the Peace and Power of Psalm 23 by Robert J. Morgan

41. The Bible Code by MichaelDrosnin

42. Bible Code II: The Countdown by Michael Drosnin

43. Bible Code III: Saving the World by Michael Drosnin

44. The Original Code in the Bible: Using Science and Mathematics to Reveal God's Fingerprints by Del Washburn

45. Bible Code Bombshell by R. Edwin Sherman

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